The Prodigal Blogger
Blueberry hand pies
Well, it happened. I finally got fat enough from all of the creaming, whipping, and consuming of butter that it took me just about a month to muster the strength to lift one fifty-pound finger to type a few words for this blog. Each word I type costs me eight grams in sugary sweat. Between blueberry hand pies, butterscotch pudding, spicy brownies, and a final adieu to hamburgers (though it was not long ago that we said "hello!" again), your humble and rotund author has finally grown a set of twinkie-esque fingers that have made it hard to blog. Seriously. Okay really, I am terminally lazy, but this blog is important to me, so I wanted to post a set of teaser photos to entice you back to the diabetic side. Recipes will eventually follow. Thanks for, um, stick-y-ing around, hah hah.
Honey-caramel peach pie
Brioche hamburger (veggie burger too!) buns
Almond cake with raspberry filling and bittersweet chocolate frosting
Sweet cherry pie with all-butter crusts, a.k.a. Pony Pie
Blueberry hand pies
Honey-caramel peach pie
Brioche hamburger (veggie burger too!) buns
Almond cake with raspberry filling and bittersweet chocolate frosting
Sweet cherry pie with all-butter crusts, a.k.a. Pony Pie
Aww jeez! I think if I keep reading/eating from this blog I'm gonna grow some buns bigger than the size of your brioche!
ReplyDeletea testament to the tiny-ness of your current buns and the growth power of butter.
ReplyDeletehahahaha. oh, joseph kanandegua!
ReplyDeleteum, i failed to see a mention as to the awe-inspiring power of guinness cupcakes with bailey's icing! i am TESTIFYIN! so good.
we need to find you another radio cpr sale to sell your goods bc honey...you got some sweet buns goin on!
ha.